Saturday, August 29, 2009

The Man With The Broken Guns!

(a parody, inspired by the Spy of Team Fortress 2. Sing to the tune of "The Man with the Golden Gun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50T8nEAa1GU )

He has such a powerful weapon!

Done right, it's a kill with one shot!

Foes will tremble in horror and strife.

The man with the folding kniiiiife...!


He's cloaked in a dark little corner,

Disguised as the Sniper...or not!

Always ready to extinguish a life.

The man with the folding kniiiiife...!


Revolver and sapper, with bladework so dapper

He rises to every kill

Send out your Pyros, he laughs at such tyros

They simply can't match his skill...


One perfect stab, and another poor Engy

Has met an unfortunate end...

He'll kill any man given his price!

The man with the folding kniiiiife...


And he might be...disguised as me...

Am I him...?...Well, we'll see! PEEK-A-BOO!


Revolver and sapper, with bladework so dapper

He rises to every kill

Send out your Pyros, he laughs at such tyros

They simply can't match his skill...


One perfect stab, and another poor Heavy

Has met an unfortunate end...

If you want to end someone's life

The man with the folding kniiiiife...

Will do it right!

He'll stop any life

With his fooooooolding kniiiiife...!

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