Synthesized J-pop from a man whose tastes include Original Rags and older music! LE GASP!
But I really like the tune. For some reason it feels like a nice "suck it!" to all the death metal I listen to off the dorm speakers.
You wake up an hour late because you've hit the snooze button every five minutes.
You had two tests today, which you're pretty sure you botched.
You have a big research paper due next week, and you've only just begun.
And the speakers of the dorm play horrible tunes 16/7.
Sometimes life just sucks, and your retreat is childish fantasy.
I've got one now, and I'd like to share it with you!
I-wish-you all would die! I wish you all would die!
I wish that every last man would just drop dead!
I wish you all would die! I wish you all would die!
In a land so far away...!
(I don't know how that translates in Japanese, but hey, why not?)