Friday, October 23, 2009

Communist Party!

One of the dorms on campus is advertising a COMMUNIST PARTY tomorrow, with posters with Soviet Union propaganda pictures and slogans like "Red is the New Black" and "We Have Zeppelins!". All in good fun, I'm sure, and mocking old foes is a good way to ensure they don't rise again (see Mel Brook's repetoire [he's Jewish, by the way]), but I can't help but wonder if the school would approve of something else along similar lines. Say...

Fascist Party! Black is the New Black!

Maoist Party! Let a hundred shots be quaffed! Let a hundred minds be expanded!

Nazi Party! Heil to the King of Beers!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Old Webcomics

http://xkcd.com/601/

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Sleeeeeeep...

Sleep is good. Especially 12 hours worth. Which my roommate gets all the time. Now I know why. Sleeeeeeeepp...

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Fall Break!

Unfortunately, it's only two days, but at least I can catch up on my sleep (or maybe posting?).

Thursday, October 15, 2009

And Believe Me I Am...Still Alive!

Yes, that's the second time I've made that joke. No, I don't care.

For your troubles...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww-jfygVEE0

MEET THE PYRO (fan-made, unfortunately :( )

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Congratulations, Mr. President, but I hope you don't mind standing with the likes of Yasser Arafat. Rigoberta MenchĂș, Le Duc Tho, F.W. De Klerk...really, it's not all a pantheon of greats.

And would the others of you congratulating the president stop spouting that messianistic canard of "politics of hope instead of fear"? It's annoying, and probably unlikely.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Random Thoughts #9

Social Justice, nominally: a belief in various forms of benevolent progressivism, such as environmentalism, equality for all races and sexes, etc.

Social Justice, interpreted through the many acts of college: "Hey, let's get together with a bunch of people we don't know, be told what to chant by other 'higher' organizers, carry picket signs and posters with trite and populist slogans, and march up and down and raise holy hell for a cause we're fairly neutral about."

Monday, October 5, 2009

Random Thoughts #8

(Ties in pretty well to Random Thoughts #7)

Bisexuality means twice as many chances to get shot down in flames.
Blessed are the asexuals, for their skies come flak-free.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Random Thoughts #7

I am a cynic. I LIKE being a cynic.
I am a pessimist. I LIKE being a pessimist.
I am a loner. I LIKE being a loner.
They mean a lot more for my sense of identity than (lack of) masculinity, sexuality, or racial pride.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

The Beginning...or the end?...of Some Artsy Thing

There are no mortal or divine messiahs.
And if the world should meet an early end
It will not be by whim of God or Gaia
But by the darkest vagaries of men.